guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Gay rights

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

my names jim haha

That's as gay as AIDS.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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