Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo Mamma

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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