A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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