What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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9/11

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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hi im paul!

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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