Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Guess what? SHADAP

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

A baby seal walks into a club...

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How Long is a Chinese man.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Like my status for a tbh?

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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