Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Poop.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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