A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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