How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Gay rights

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

A black man without problems.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

theres a fat guy

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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