Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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