What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Women's rights.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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