How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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