yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's 1+1? 4.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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YOLO

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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