A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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French people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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