Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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