why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Anti Joke

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