- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

The joke below me is retarded

Diana and victoria

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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