why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

hi im paul!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

The AIDS patient was gay

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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