Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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