What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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black

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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