Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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My life

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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make me a sandwich!

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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