- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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