Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

My nipple is bleeding

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Rick Perry.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

France never surrender.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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