Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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