What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Winking at old people

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Penis.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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