What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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