Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

women's rights

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Where to, sir? Forward.

I Love Hitler.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Laura Pratz..

What's 1+1? 4.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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