A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Women's Rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

I like your hair

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

The Mets win the World Series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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