What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your mom.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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