I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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