What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Kenny G

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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