What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Asians...

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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