- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Women's Rights...

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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