What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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I like turtoes.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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