- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What's 1+1? 4.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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