- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's big and black? A black fridge.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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