- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

69.... is a number

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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