How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Anti Joke

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