Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I like your hair

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My nipple is bleeding

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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