A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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