- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Women's Rights...

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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