Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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to see a bad joke look above

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Women's Rights

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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I like your hair

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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i have aids and a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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