How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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ASSCHEEKS

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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youre gay

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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