Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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