Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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BIG PENIS

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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NEVER

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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