What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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