What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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