- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

George W. Bush

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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