- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Robin, get in the car.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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