What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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