Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Thumbs this up

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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1+1= 69

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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