what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Laura Pratz..

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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