Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Kenny G

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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balls in ya mouf

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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