q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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nathan palmer has a big head !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Military intelligence.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

An iguana walks out of a bar

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

No.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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