- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

hahaha

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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