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  • one simply does not lose a tractor

  • He asked "Where is my tractor?". He didn't say it.

  • When one loses something, asking others in hope of locating the object in question is usually done in hopes of locating the object. In this case, the farmer has lost his tractor. If we apply this theory to this case, asking the query "where is my tractor?" would be an appropriate reaction, as it may lead to the eventual discovery of the tractor in question. Of course, he may have not actually "lost" the tractor, per say. He may have simply "misplaced" it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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