- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Global Warming.

Women's rights

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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