Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

The Aristocrats

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Is Carly smart? No.

Womens rights.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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