Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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knock knock go away

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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I like jokes.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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