What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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