What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turtles

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

If life hands you lemons Take them

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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