An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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I like jokes.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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son, you're adopted.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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hi im paul!

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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