Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

kennah campion... being nice

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Rick Perry.

Well, this is fun.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

The WNBA.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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