what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What what In the butt

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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