What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

No joke.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

The Aristocrats

Knock Knock Come in.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Womens Sports

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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