A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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hi im paul!

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Potato salad

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NEVER

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cc

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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women's rights

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Anti Joke

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