A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Women's rights

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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