Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Well, this is fun.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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