Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

why did the chicken cross the road

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

i have aids and a chode

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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