Jews for Jesus

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

live babies

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Dallas Cowboys

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

No joke.

penis

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

hi bye

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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