what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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