Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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You.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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That's unfortunate.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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I like jokes.

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