- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

this is not a joke.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

French people.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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