- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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