Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Kenny G

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knock knock you may come in

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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