A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

JUSTIN BEING SMART

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Dani Barton = Stupid

The jets are a good team..

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

i have aids and a chode

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Dallas Cowboys

William Raines.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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