Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Scott

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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