Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Religion

I'm Spartacus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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