What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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The government makes a good decision

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Black people are innocent.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Goat balls.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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