- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's big? Jupiter.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Rick Perry.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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