What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I love you very much.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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