- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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