What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Potato salad

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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