Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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A black man killed someone

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Women's rights.

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An antijoke

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the cow goes moo

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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