Winking at old people

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Women's rights.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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An antijoke

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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