So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Kenny G

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

American healthcare.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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