How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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to see a bad joke look above

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Nickelback

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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