- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

your mom

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Canada

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Like my status for a tbh?

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Hey, you have small hands.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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