Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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apple pie.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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France never surrender.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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wat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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