- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

A black man killed someone

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What what In the butt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

your moms so fat she has kankles

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