Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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womens rights

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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NEVER

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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AND

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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DERP

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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