Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Whats a cat? A cat!

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

i have aids and a chode

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Military intelligence.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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