- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Five guys one rape.

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