How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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make me a sandwich!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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I'm Spartacus

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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