Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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