A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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