How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Anti Joke

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