i have aids and a chode

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Women's Rights...

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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I Love Hitler.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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dildo

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guess what?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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