An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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