A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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theres a fat guy

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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