Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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