A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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