wanna hear a joke? no

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Scott

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Asians...

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The.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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