Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Netball.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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