- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

69.... is a number

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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