What didn't last long? You in the bed

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

French people.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Laura Pratz..

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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