A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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