Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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