why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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The joke below me is retarded

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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The Mets win the World Series

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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