How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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noodles

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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9/11.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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