there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Carlton

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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