Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Female Athletics

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

The Mets win the World Series

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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