- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's big? Jupiter.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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