What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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BIG PENIS

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cc

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An antijoke

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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NEVER

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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