What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My life

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Women's Rights...

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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I love you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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