- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

apple pie.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Women's Rights...

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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