- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Poop.

my names jim haha

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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