Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I can't see my forehead

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Carlton

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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The.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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