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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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