A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Rick Perry.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Hair

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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