- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Rick Perry.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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