What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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girls basketball

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Military intelligence.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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