Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Lacrosse

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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women's rights

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Hi my name is Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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