Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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The joke below me is retarded

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Lacrosse

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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your fat

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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