A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Poop.

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Anti Joke

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